Just Another Crazy Story

Mike slings the black bag over his shoulder, taking out the trash out, on this usual dark cold January night. As he looks around he notices there's no one around. People were as scace as pigs flying in the sky. He notice the trash outside his house was full so he decided to go the neighbors house across the street to put the trash in there. He would have gone and put it in the Parkers trash can but after the party they had last night their trash was full. When walking across the street these ostetaious lights flashed in his eyes which caued him to hit the pavement and wake up in the hospital.
"Where am I?", he stuttered as he woke up suddenly. Mike surveyed his surroundings. he seemed to be in a hospital room. Not any ordinary hospital room though, it was nearly silent except for a droning noise from the outside. Mke limped to the window, but he was not prepared for what he saw. It was a splendid display of a post apocalyptic fantasy. Moss on every  board. The clock was ticking loudly, and he noticed fungus coming out of the walls.  This was a very unsual place and he was afarid of where he might be. Suddenly, while he was in deep thought a tall, dark figure entered the room.  The figure wore a long black cloack with the hood of the cloak on, so all you could see was his bright yellow eyes glowing from underneath the cloak. I had nothing to protect me. All I had next to me was a pile of rags and candle that i planned on lighting. The figure came closer to me so I stuck the rag in the hot wax from the candle and slapped it in the face. After slapping it in the face he said "This fragrence smells scrumptious.Where do i go from here?"  The fragrence smelled of blueberries.  All of a sudden I heard a loud buzzing noise.  "What could that be?" I wondered.  The buzzing sound seemed to last hours.  I felt a large shake a woke up.  I wonder what the quintessence of that dream was? It was soo fanastic when he saw his family walk through the door. He only got a glasp of them and he went into a killer mascule spasm and blacked out.
After days of sleeping he finally wakes up. A white coat is standing beside him. Its like being in a bouncer and having to throw up and everyone keeps jumping. Everything is blurry and then comes clear. "Hello." The white coat is talking to him. "Hi, where am I?" "Your in the hospital.You were in a car accident." "Who hit me?" A womens voice answers, "We don't know. The suspect it was a hit and run."
Looking around the room to see nothing in sight. "Who is there?" A hole opens in the wall as if its about to speak. "We are here." "And so am I" A floating white coat comes into the room. What is this? What's going on? Walls can't talk and coats don't fly. I must get out of here. Getting out of this bed is like trying to get out of a pool full of honey. "Why can't I get up?!" "Why would you want to get up? You're not going no where." "Yep, your gonna stay with us forever." "Let me out!"